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Based upon the theories of Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, Communism as we knew it was a revolutionary socioeconomic concept (stolen from Plato's Republic) that promoted unity, equality, and a classless society. However; as we all saw on November 9th, 1989; it's for me to poop on!