Billy's belligerently
drunk & re-penis-lous quote of the week... It is no secret that as Billy
arrives and graces with her presence, an array of re-penis-lous combinations
of words flow and amuse on a variety of levels. While these pericopes are
not always in English - or in any real language for that matter, they are
none the less, noteworthy. Since you may not be able to enjoy Billy's company
at all times, she is here for your entertainment with a weekly quote from
her own or
another's drunken state that is so absolutely ridiculous it could not go with
out documentation. So call yourself a pussy and she'll stop, but until then...
02-05-07
Billy: "You know what ... eat my dick!"
Pookie's response: "Oh, Imma eat it ... I gonna eat the shit out of it
... I'll cover it in mustard and use a fork and knife!"
The Grudge: "Thats not snow, its raining kraut! They'll never beat 'em in the kraut!"
Billy: "I get sloppy when I get excited"
11-13-06
Random: "Gosh ... what's up with all the foam in this beer?"
Meghan O'Hara: "Third Row IS foam. That's how it is ... welcome to 3rd
Row, enjoy your cup of foam. But 3rd Row foam is not regular foam, I'm convinced.
It's drunk sauce. Drunk in a cup, to be exact. Pookey and I drink a whole
case and still blow a .08, but I am wasted after a cup of 3rd Row foam. SO
BE GRATEFUL FOR YOUR FOAM!!!"
Ellen Carmichael: "What size t-shirt do you need, Paul?"
Paul Holbrook: "Fat size"
10-09-06
"When I finally give a bitch a ring .... she better be happy about that" - Brent Broussard
"When I finally give a bitch a ring ... she'd better not expect anything
for christmas"
- The Grudge's response
10-02-06
" I love ranch. I love ranch so much I wish I could smother my pillow
in it so that when I slept I could do this ... blaaarrahh (Billy imitating
sleeping and licking her pillow at the same time) " - Billy
about ranch dressing
" Man, a handkerchief ... I wish I would have thought about bringing that" - The Mexican about Billy's brother having a handkerchief at the formal Homecoming luncheon
" Handkerchief ... YOU DIDN'T EVEN BRING A SUIT!" - Cassidy's response
09-26-06
"I'm pretty sure that girl is about as smart as my dick" - Brent about random girl trying to chug jager
"Ugh, your tailgate sucks! Move over" - Billy to Pirates tailgate
"I know its not okay to just walk around whoopin peoples' asses. But
sometimes that's the only way someone's dumb ass can be checked" - Billy
about random girl talking shit
06-05-06
Pookie: "I want Smokey the Bear to motor boat me"
Billy: " Pookie, why are you so ricockulous!?"
05-03-06
Billy: "Self worth equals net worth .... go ahead and marinate on that
... that's f*in beautiful!!!"
04-21-06
Billy to Pookie and Dana: "Hey y'all ... listen to this song, I love
it so much ... it's called Seven Nights in Ireland"
Dana to Billy: "Who's it by?"
Billy's Response: "Reckless Kelly"
Dana: "R. Kelly sings this?!!!"
Pookie's resonse: "No, that would only be true if Ireland was the name
of a 13 year old girl"
03-20-06
Cade to Billy regarding her influence on Erin (his girlfriend): "Bad Billy. Erin is no longer allowed to hang out with you on Sunday nights. Consider that your punishment. She skipped work today and kept me up most of the night for various drunk reasons, and none of them good. Baaaaad!"
Billy's response: "Ha! But she had to come out, I found her doppleganger!"
03-06-06
Billy to Pooky Crayola: " If I ever knew something, it is that Flavor Flav is a HOODRAT!"
Pooky Crayola's response: "F-that he's a Hood Nutria!"
